;). Books have, to be sure, been eclipsed by film, but theatrical films have been eclipsed by network television, which is being eclipsed by cable television, which is being eclipsed by the internet, videogames, etc. Submissions without photos may not be accepted. Some online commenters are pointing out Spider-Man star Tom Holland bears a resemblance to his predecessor Tobey Maguire's bespectacled Peter Parker in the first trailer … Parker International Trailer Drops: It's Payback. Obviously they took the key gimmick of Flashfire–that Parker is stealing from the guys who stole from him–it was a mildly interesting twist, given Parker’s general allergy to interfering in anybody else’s job (you will recall, he killed a fellow heister he kind of liked in “The Rare Coin Score” for doing that very thing). The line where 'Parker' changes from watchable neo-noir thriller to mediocre heist thriller can be drawn with the introduction of Jennifer Lopez's character and Jason Statham's Stetson hat and bad Texan accent. Follow. Pulp Fiction? |, September 19, 2020 And remember, DEW’s favorite Parker was Duvall–who, in the film, had a brother. I’m a bit bothered by the actress playing “Claire” being so much younger than Statham. Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Bobby Cannavale, Nick Nolte in Parker. | Rating: C Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! :). I consider that bad form. Watch Parker movie trailer and get the latest cast info, photos, movie review and more on TVGuide.com. Parker’s in print and that’s a lot better than I had when I first started reading the series in the mid-90s. So many bad arguments–“You’ll always have the books”. crime, That’s not to say this movie won’t make many of us wince. In an industry full of ruthless, amoral Sharks (or Wolves) you would think they could represent one of their own on screen. Daring, ruthless and meticulous, Parker (Jason Statham) is one of the most successful thieves in the business. Parker is one of those films that look great on paper, but when it was put to celluloid, it simply didn't deliver. I hadn’t read the letter because I rarely drop by the forum. ;-) lol. I never saw him as shaven-headed, either. 'American Skin': Release date, plot, cast, trailer and all you need to know about the Nate Parker movie. DEW often stated the ONLY reason he wouldn’t give permission for the name Parker is if the studio would not do sequels. And Statham does carry the day playing the eponymous thief with a unique code of honor, meant to guard against both stupidity and greed, both of which can be deadly in his line of work. . That’s being generous. He’s an antihero born of a different time and the kinds of guys who diercted movies like this: Don Seigel, Sidney Lumet, Jean Pierre Melville, Jules Dassin, John Huston are all dead and gone. I was fortunate to have known DEW for 35 years and had many a discussion about the difference between a good adaptation and a slavish translation. They like to lower expectations, so there won’t be a lot of stories about the movie being a flop on its opening weekend, which will tend to hurt it further down the line. Other than the love story with Maria Bello’s Rosie, he doesn’t care about a damned thing but his money. You're perfectly acceptable in near-silent, pseudo-Asian action nonsense. But it’s a follow-up to a much earlier Parker novel, and links to the very last one–think of all the changes they’d have to make, all the great moments they’d cut out. “dedicated to the memory of Donald E. Westlake”. Nobody tried to soften that character, nobody tried to say he had a ‘code of ethics’, and as disappointing as The Split turned out to be, it’s got the kind of cast you just can’t buy for any amount of money these days, and it takes no prisoners. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Poor J-Lo: there was a time when she co-starred with George Clooney, but 15 years on from Out Of Sight she's just a third wheel in this uninspired vengeance caper wherein The Stath is shafted by the Mob and vows payback. Not here, where we know who Parker IS. My guess is this film will find its audience, as most films like this do, regardless of whether they call it “Parker” or something else. To the filmmakers, this was the essential stuff, and everything else was disposable–too offputting, too different, too hard to explain in the context of the type of film they were making. But they couldn’t resist softening up the character a little bit. That’s not really a code of ethics, as I see it–it’s just something inherent to him. It’s interesting that his sense of professionalism is so offended by being simply shortchanged by these guys at the beginning of the book–they don’t kill him, they don’t even send him away empty-handed, they just don’t give him his full share–that he goes to considerable risk to get more money than the entire original bank job would have netted, and then instead of just taking that money and going home, he heads to Florida to take the valuables away from them, after they’ve done the hard work. |, November 1, 2018 Mr. Diddums, I am so freaking frustrated with the Hollywood machine, it’s ridiculous. The book would always be there for anyone who wanted to read it. Westlake would have been fine with the money. They don’t show Claire in the trailer, or if they did it was so brief I missed it–I’m not saying “Parker” and Leslie become a couple, but the film is clearly going to show an attraction between them. I don’t think they go off into the sunset together. Please reference “Error Code 2121” when contacting customer service. It's not about the money, It's about the principle. So anybody who says a film has made back its costs when the total gross equals the budget is–well–I’m trying to be polite…..;). I personally think it’s a weaker book than The Black Ice Score, but both are similar in that Westlake was deliberately making Parker do things he normally would never do–it’s an experiment. Find all the latest Parker trailers and clips at Movies.com. He’s what existed in nature long before us humans ever cooked up our highly compromised and self-contradictory moral codes. I don’t think I’m judging the film. Probably more than that. Chris is right; cable TV is full of amoral characters that audiences love. We don’t know what kind of promotional blitz they’ll put up, and promotion can drive up a film’s total cost by many millions. Worth seeing if you like his films. No, trailers show us the scenes the marketing guys think are their best selling points they can get across in 90 seconds or so. It averages out to roughly 55% across a film’s run, and overseas (where Statham films often make the most money) it’s usually a bit less than that. The story maintains many of the big beats that define Parker. He doesn’t understand it. I hope not. We can’t know from the trailer whether it sticks to the general plotline of Flashfire, but say it does–it’s Flashfire–not one of the classics. It's an overlong, arduous caper, drawn from the work of thriller writer Donald E. Westlake much as a patient's tooth might be extracted with much banter and minimal anaesthesia. So if your budget is 30mil, your promotion is 10mil, you need to make around 80mil, just to break even. But when his latest robbery turns deadly because of a careless crew member, he declines to join crime boss Melander (Michael Chiklis) and his gang for another heist. By Trent. He said that when adapting THE GRIFTERS for Stephen Frears, what freed him to write the Oscar nominated script that he did was Frears telling him to forget the book. Alexander/Mitchell Productions, September 5, 2017 Nothing special about it, but nothing special about it either. Log in. Sign up. If it really DOES rock, I want more. The film is poorly constructed and the result is a mediocre movie that ends up being tiresome instead of entertaining and memorable. Parker Critics Consensus. Like where he robs the movie theater, and threatens the lady who works there–did anybody think THAT was making it in? WE STILL HAVE JIMMY THE KID. Library. Just something to consider–I haven’t seen it yet. But just as there is a pretty good supporting cast on hand; Wendell Pierce gets to do too little and Jennifer Lopez way too much. Considering I found something to like about Statham in The Mechanic (which is, uh, not a good film at all), I’m still looking forward to Parker. If only they were that faithful to the original. Parker. And as of this date, Cooke’s work comes second. | Rating: 1/5 A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. With Eleanor Parker, Agnes Moorehead, Ellen Corby, Hope Emerson. Movie times, buy movie tickets online, watch trailers and get directions to AMC Twenty Mile 10 in Parker, CO. Find everything you need for your local movie theater near you. And then Melander(Michael Chiklis) double crosses Parker, taking all the loot and leaving Parker for dead by the side of the road. drama, There, he joins forces with an unlikely ally (Jennifer Lopez) to hijack the gang's next big score. Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez star in the crime thriller. See the official website, movie poster, photos, synopsis and release date. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Why insult the hardworking studio professionals who slaved over a hot editing table to try and make this thing look halfway palatable to the moviegoing public while they’re waiting for some movie they actually care about to start? And they don’t care about the details. I was wrong–the film’s budget was 30 million. He ALSO could have told you that you never take the word of a Hollywood producer, unless it’s in the form of a contract signed in human blood, and sometimes not even then. 'The Stath' gets to don a couple of silly costumes in the trailer for Parker, including a disguise as a grey-haired priest and a Texan playboy with a ten-gallon hat. But I will. All rights reserved. ;-) lol. Look as a fan of Comics I have to say that Movies always never do a true adaptation of a source material. It's not about the money, it's about the principle. And of course, as I said months ago, they were looking for a story where Parker only steals from other thieves (or from ‘people who can afford it’). It’s got the internet angle to make it contemporary. The troubled life and career of jazz musician Charlie "Bird" Parker (Forest Whitaker). And hardly anyone has seen it–it was a miserable flop, and guess what? It may not even please me. It’s very hard to sell a character like Parker to the general moviegoing public. In the book, it was more like she wanted Parker (but a share of the loot even more), he was ready to kill her without a moment’s qualm if she became a liability, and she had to accept at the end that he wasn’t available–had never been tempted to sleep with her, because he’s not a normal guy. Can it be that much worse than Payback, or The Split? just flake out and don’t trust an audience to buy a robber who’s a bastard whose code of ethics end at “don’t do anything too complicated that will wind yourself up in jail”. Parker Critics Consensus. Dishonest, you say? The trailer features some great, funny lines and two lead actors that look like they have plenty of chemistry. We definitely knew that when Statham was cast–Parker is American, and that’s a pretty big deal to me. BTW, does anyone know what TV script DEW is referring to when he says “it’s a wonderful script!”. too bad for the code thing wonder why they make this part so important, other than that it doesn’t look half bad, I’ve read Flashfire a few months ago and it really seem to follow the story well, and I don’t think there is anything romantic between Lopez and Statham character in the film, at least Lopez said there isn’t a few month ago in an interview, people just think it’s her in the shower when it’s actually Parker’s girlfriend Claire. |, February 9, 2019 But we’ve seen those before as well. It looks like they got the elements from Flashfire and shuffled them about like a deck of cards. I just hope Parker doesn’t cry in this movie. Parker Trailer (2013) Fresh Movie Trailers. It looks like an enjoyable movie, and I hope it does well. No Country for Old Men? We won’t be able to verify your ticket today, but it’s great to know for the future. The people backing multi-million dollar movies (as opposed to one million dollar movies?) The only reason to watch this movie is to laugh at Statham's hilarious attempt at a Southern accent, and even that isn't that funny after a while. They keep quite a large chunk of it for themselves–more with each passing week. He would have rolled his eyes at the movie, but polite about it in public, until many years had passed (and if only they had). They didn’t have to treat us like hysterics who needed to be calmed down, which of course is the best possible way to transform human beings into hysterics who need to be calmed down, as that student of human nature Donald E Westlake could have told you. That “personal code” stuff is kind of deplorable, but again, it’s Hollywood, they have to make the main character palatable for the mass audience. Nick Nolte as a concerned father-in-law of sorts? Sidney Kimmel Entertainment, These types of movies are a dime a dozen. I can’t stay away. To me, the weirdest thing is that Parker, who I always thought of as a consummate American, speaks with a foreign accent. But I just don’t see Lopez standing still for the leading man not even feeling TEMPTED to sleep with her. Please enter your email address and we will email you a new password. He wants what is his – not a penny more – and when an agreement is broken Parker is relentless in making things right. Watch the Parker movie trailer, starring Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez and Michael Chiklis. The movie would be judged as a work unto itself. My honest opinion will be posted after the weekend of JAN 25th! The percentage of Approved Tomatometer Critics who have given this movie a positive review. Coming Soon, Regal | Top Critics (36) And it’s pretty insulting, seeing as we were already told “Oh that stuff about the code of ethics isn’t in the movie, that’s just a misunderstanding”, and now it’s in the goddam TRAILER. Just confirm how you got your ticket. The next time I start waxing ecstatic about a new movie adaptation before I see it please slap me across the face with a wet Mackerel. Dec 14, 4:29 pm. The first credit after the last frame of the movie and the screen goes dark is If we get a halfway entertaining film INSPIRED by Parker, great. To my previous point, call him Porter, Walker, or Smith or Jones, but why use the name Parker if it isn’t truly the Parker from the novels? That’s exactly what I’d like to see happen–preferably on HBO, which tends to hire the best showrunning talent, give them the time and resources they need, and plenty of time to find an audience. We shouldn’t feel any sense of awe in the presence of people who work in Hollywood, and we shouldn’t feel any particular reverence for what they do, UNLESS they’re among the chosen few who somehow manage to make something of their own–as opposed to glomming onto somebody else’s ideas, old or new, which face it, describes 99% of the movies out there, and it describes this movie. They are obviously going to cut out or greatly minimize his crime-spree early in the book, that he mounts to finance his revenge. I may have to publish it in two different volumes, for brevity’s sake! But this won’t sell either, because it’s too damned wishy-washy. Director Taylor Hackford is a schooled Hollywood veteran making his first action movie and, unlike the prefix of his surname might suggest, is experienced enough to adroitly balance chaos and coherence. | Rating: 3/5 They have to go for at least sexual tension of the standard Hollywood variety. You can’t judge a nearly two-hour film based on a 2 minute trailer. | Rating: 2/10 I thought it was cynicism, but it’s really just knowing how Hollywood operates. While Statham isn’t setting the box office on fire at the moment (which is a shame, as I thought Safe wasn’t completely horrible), he’s still easily the most saleable aspect of this film and so it’s no surprise they want the trailer to look like a Jason Statham film. Parker TRAILER (2013) - Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez Movie HD We know they’ll never be as good. Works well enough to prove [Statham] has more than physically demanding stunts in him. I don’t believe fans of the Parker novels will make or break this movie–I think it’ll make or break itself, and probably the latter, but that remains to be seen. And I think they’ll all sleep like babies. Again, the devil is in the details. I’d gladly overlook the obvious fact the actor is British and not American if they would just spend the multimillion dollars on something worth paying to go see. I mean, you could use the same arguments for ANY adaptation, no matter how putrid. Let’s just consider the wild possibility that if they thought they have to make the trailer look like a Statham vehicle to sell tickets, they also thought they had to make the actual movie look that way. Parker. :D. Ah, I’m going to quit playing internet crazy nerd and give it a chance. The worldwide gross needs to be at least 80mil for it to break even. New post: A review of the 87th Precinct entry, Killer's Payoff. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". It looks like a fun action flick. Well, folks, here it is. Get your trailer serviced or repaired by one of our factory-trained expert technicians. Milon V Parker is an icon in the LGBT community as a celebrated actress, director, writer and model. Don't have an account? Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez team up to get their cut in the crime thriller, PARKER, based on the series of bestselling novels by Donald E. Westlake. Well, it's large and black, Jake. His Parker will not be as anyone imagined him. | Rotten (65). I’m not washing my hands of the movie but I know what happened to Conan after the Schwartznegger movies came out. And secondly of all, if we have the books, why do we NEED any movies? He might be fun to watch, he might kick a lot of ass, but he won’t be Parker. If you can let go of the preconceptions there is a very good movie here that should bring DEW a big new audience of readers – who can then imagine for themselves who Parker really is. I still think there’s a possibility many of us are going to really like it. If we get a truly good Parker movie, great. To this day, the only Parker adaptation that doesn’t feel the need to justify or explain him is “Point Blank.” Which we should remember was a flop at the time. Westlake established long ago that the only reason Parker didn’t mug people or go after smaller businesses is that it just wasn’t worth all the trouble. 2 years ago | 342 views. Not because the film looks bad. We’ll always have “War and Peace”, and King Vidor’s halfway decent film with Yul Brynner and Audrey Hepburn has nothing to do with people going back to that novel over and over again, even though that was a huge deal back when it opened, and “Parker” isn’t going go be a huge deal anywhere, which is why it’s opening at the very worst time of year for any movie to open. I mean, Harry Potter fans have more pride than that–they actually often spurn the huge hit movies based on their silly wizard books. I think that’s the only realistic hope we have for a solid adaptation. I mean, really. So yes, that awful bit about “don’t steal from people who can’t afford it,” that I had thought was bad reporting, turns out to be in the trailer. They probably have either cut out or greatly minimized the parts of the story where he’s robbing and terrorizing honest citizens. ;-) lol. Sex appeal was always her strongest selling point, and the actress playing Claire (or whatever they call her) is a near-unknown. For some strange reason, theater chains around the world don’t simply take all the money they make from ticket sales and send it to Hollywood (or Parker). |, March 7, 2013 And thanks for not calling me an idiot, Chris;-) lol Although for someone to not consider all of the above and revise a fixed opinion may give some cause to think that person is a… never mind. I am not going to the theaters and see it. :[. and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes and Fandango. We here, at least most of us, are the hardcore. PARKER Movie Trailer. RELATED: New The Informer Trailer Debuts Ahead of November PVOD Release. As a tribute to Sean Connery upon his passing, here is a review of The Untouchables, the movie that netted Sir Connery his Oscar. Parker Movie Trailer. Trailers are showing us the scenes the producers think are their best selling points. Again, I’m a fan of Statham so I don’t think that’s automatically a bad thing, and while the whole “master of disguise” thing in the trailer initially had me worried, I can fairly easily see how that could be seen as a marketing hook (“it’s Statham like you’ve never seen him before – in a cowboy hat!”) while only taking up a very small part of the finished film. That’s why Parker just doesn’t think much of us–or our ‘ethics’. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. But think about some of the major hits we’ve seen from people like Tarantino, about utterly irredeemable characters, who we nonetheless root for because they are so inimitably themselves. The Parker novels are all integrally part of the various time periods they were written and published in. Parker Trailer & RV Inc is a locally owned, new and used trailer dealer and trailer repair service. With this kind of cast and Statham’s name value in overseas markets, eventually making US$100M doesn’t seem too far out of the question even if it doesn’t set the US box office on fire. Which is exactly what I’d expect at this stage – whatever you think of Statham (I’m still a fan, though it’s been a while since he did anything really decent) his name and his movie persona is a much bigger box office draw than Parker. Comments were that Don would have been delighted with the way the movie turned out and that by the end Jason had truly earned the right to be called Parker. |. What we have here is a film that lacks in what it tries to do. It’ll be an original caper for Parker and will be written in the vein of The Sopranos and Heat, with the idea that a massive heist will be perpetrated over the course of a season, the setup building over episodes until the actual crime is perpetrated.”. I can’t believe Mr. Alexander thought this was gonna pass muster. Jason Statham is game as usual, but Parker is a thoroughly generic and convoluted heist movie. DEW’s wife, son and Larry Block attended a private screening of the movie and thoroughly enjoyed it. "Parker" proves the old adage that any movie wherein Jason Statham wearing a cowboy hat cannot be all bad. Edit Delete. Statham is serviceable in the lead role, playing essentially the same gravel-voiced character he's been playing for years, and Hackford's direction lends the film a likable grittiness. In many ways, the most interesting part of the book, and the only part where we see any sustained descriptions of his methodical work methods. Parker has withstood a whole lot of bad movies. Read your Hagakure–fixed opinions are for fools. Middling movie, bad sequel, horrible pastiche novels while the source material languished, and finally cartoon series. I think even ‘amoral’ doesn’t really describe him. Most successful adaptation was Payback, and that was purely because of Mel Gibson’s box office drawing power (back when he still had it). Please check below for related videos. | Rating: 3/10 I will say ONE positive thing–Lopez got back into shape, and her body looks amazing. and the Terms and Policies, And full of fond and respectful references to the genuinely creative and entertaining films Hollywood has made in the past–and so rarely makes now. If they had given us a more authentic Parker, THAT might have been different and interesting enough to invest money in a movie ticket. Cinemark But I’m not seeing a love story between Leslie and Parker which is what I feared that they would do. 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The Man With the Getaway Face reviewed at Paperback Warrior. His tough guys are all big softies under the surface. Plus, I noticed he says the “code” nonsense while he’s reassuring the “civilians” during the Heist. (Taxes are due, house hit the market today, major stuff going on at work, &c.). John J. McLaughlin's script is laughably bad. Under no circumstances would he work with somebody, then not give them their fair share, as long as they were straight with him. They’ve clearly stayed very close to the book (Flashfire), so even though Parker isn’t really Parker, it’s still one of Parker’s adventures. Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Ellie Parker Trailer: Ellie Parker movie trailer - starring Chevy Chase, Naomi Watts, Mark Pellegrino, Scott Coffey, Fanshen Cox, Blair Mastbaum. But if you don’t have that level of talent, style, and commitment to your idea–then yeah–you have to sell out–bigtime. 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