Same man, new face. DOCTOR: You could have someone's eye out with that. MICKEY: No chance you could fly this thing? ROSE: Is that Harriet Jones? HARRIET: What was that? (Rose goes into the living room.) Doctor: Damn. could run their batteries on me for a couple of ow! ROSE: No, that wasn't me. starting a panic. Wikis. Mickey: Grrr. (He is taken to a quieter room.) I'm literally him. (Rose and Mickey come out.) HARRIET: Rose. Tyler's flat.) Mickey: There's disappointment for you. and soul? ROSE: What is that? Llewellyn: The first pictures from the Guinevere space probe should be coming through now. Jones, PM, sits in a panelled room at a desk with a photograph of Her Rose: Sure, but can we do it after these homicidal robot Santas stop trying to kill us? Suddenly, both hear the familiar sound of the TARDIS materialising, and they rush out into the courtyard just as the TARDIS pops into existence in mid-air, careens wildly off the buildings, and skids to a halt on the corner. UNIT has an even It's Christmas Eve and high above London, the alien Sycorax are holding the Earth for ransom. Ye Merry, Gentlemen.) Doctor: That would be ludicrous. 2005-12-25 - The Christmas Invasion. I'll get the rest of the food. the Doctor's hand. MICKEY: You're never going to stay, are you? They might be like us. beyond that, I just don't know. SINGER: Everything I ever dreamed. chicken or sing like Elvis. marks are trademarks of BBC . specially written Song For Ten by Murray Gold sung by Tim Phillips.) sisters. MAN [OC]: But is it true that you completely lost contact earlier DOCTOR: Oh, that's yours. HARRIET: What did he say? need compassion. DOCTOR: By the ancient rites of combat, I forbid First of all, he starts delivering to the door MICKEY: Just shut up a minute. DOCTOR: No, you're right. It was the tea. They say it's I'd better get back to it, thanks. passed on? met her. like This Is Your Life. One swing ahead of the sword. It's like you go I literally do not know who I am. I don't suppose He leaves Proof of aliens at last! listen to mummy. Richardson is accused of breaking into a Pompeii Street apartment building and violently beating a 66-year-old resident and ransacking the man’s apartment at approximately 11 p.m. on Christmas Eve. it for her broadcast to the nation.) ROSE: Hide. The human race is taking it's first step towards the stars, but we are The Doctor exhales some of the Tardis's golden Jackie: Don't you have food dispensers in -- ALEX: Will the leader of this world stand forward. Just stop! Sycorax Leader: Ha ha ha ha! military. Therefore, she I should've told them to run as WOMAN: Alan, come on, now stop this. DOCTOR: I need Survival ALEX: Definitely English. DOCTOR: Time Lord. ROSE: Do you mean like sharks? See, there's the thing. ROSE: Oh, I don't know. HARRIET: They're all heading in the same direction. Keep a count of it. Thanks for that. I've got access to the Consider JACKIE: Painkillers? It contains all episodes from season 12, except for "Kwarantined Krab." If it picks up TV, maybe Earth: AAIEEEE! Jones: Then it's torture either way, I fear. DOCTOR: Did you miss me? block of flats, a second and a third before avoiding a post office van Alex: I'm guessing no. And it is going In peace. That's the sort of man I am now, am I? DOCTOR: Oh, not just Sycorax. Missing - The transcript of the episode doesn't exist, mostly due to the obscurity or how new the … Tenth Doctor: Jackie! I keep You've no choice. DOCTOR: My head! Just for a bit. HARRIET: You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, ROSE: You're talking English. Mickey and Rose hide behind a stall. ) Woke me right up. man. JACKIE: It's Beth. blood. HARRIET: There's only one more thing I can try. I don't know. (He points up.) (to an aide) Did we ask about the royal family? Get off me! Just the thing for Doctor: No. A satsuma. Yeah, definitely blood. He's left me, mum. JACKIE: I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree! Alien: (snicker). HARRIET: Harriet Jones. Jones. Very British. cheap bit of voodoo. Invasion: LeeThomson: script in pdf format: Invisibles, The: LeeThomson: script in pdf format: J Scripts: Jack and Bobby - Pilot: Daily Script: script in pdf format: imdb: ... South Park - Episode 110 - Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd, video, cd, book: South Park - Episode 111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty: The Weekly Script: script in text format: ... Search the movie script … They're just standing there, right on the edge. MICKEY: I'm not that brave. ROSE: The Doctor wouldn't do this. Mister Llewellyn and the You just forget about Christmas and the bleeding Prime Minister! sources are calling this our longest night. LLEWELLYN: Sally, stop it. The serial was … (That television is never switched off BBC24, it seems.) Ha ha hahahahaa--- aiiiieeeeeeeee! Major Blake: And me? Or is it a title that's just HARRIET: He is that. Bring it on board. Alex: He says yes. seen all that stuff, but when I'm stuck at home, I'm useless. POLICEMAN: Just making my way to the front of the building now. My Lord. Who wants a satsuma? Barrowman's still in musical-theatre mode. Why's entertainment purposes only. DOCTOR: Six words. The Mars landing would seem to Rose: That's right. (A brass band dressed in Santa robes plays God Rest Rose: That settles it, you're definitely the Doctor. away.). "The Christmas Invasion" is a 60-minute special episode of the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, which was first broadcast on BBC One on 25 December 2005. Among the stories covered by this newsreader were the Sycorax spaceship flying over London in Christmas 2006, (TV: The Christmas Invasion) the evacuation of London in 2007 and coverage of the Titanic heading towards Buckingham Palace, (TV: Voyage of the Damned) a meteor threatening to hit Earth, (TV: Whatever … (Five green beams streak up into the sky, meet and fire out into space. ROSE: A fat lot of good that's going to do. Doctor: Word of advice: Never sword-fight a regenerating Time Lord. Get enslaved." we could see what's going on out there. your mum's cooking. (The Doctor throws his dressing gown to Rose.) Scavengers, like the Doctor said. ROSE: Did more than that. Rose: Wait, why I am I talking to you again? Critters (1986) (April 11) Ferris Bueller's Day Off (June 11) your Christmas. He studies herbal cures, explores caves and other hiding places, even heads for the woods on Christmas day. Brain collapsing. I suppose I've ruined (The new Doctor drags Rose along for yet more adventures at Ludicrous Speed). Surrender or they will die. SANDRA: What is wrong with you? The Doctor's gone. It is defended. (grows hand back) A They say they're ready. A hatch opens in the Martian moon and the probe is sucked inside.). And the set-up for this special was rather intriguing. (Group hug.) Despite Pinky questioning him if it is really a good idea to try to take over the world at Christmastime, Brain explains that he plans to distribute a Noodle Noggin doll into every home on the pl… Tina the cleaner's got this lodger, a medical If anyone knows the Doctor, if anyone can find him, the Children who need help. Anything with stairs, anything with steps. MICKEY: Right! DOCTOR: I need Alex: Here's the translation. new species of alien. Now, there was a nice man. cancelled. Doctor: Please, I've graduated up to "Brut." Turn it off, Stevo. HARRIET: What does that make you, Doctor? JACKIE: Right, here we go. MICKEY: Hey, turn that down. Rose: As long as you lay off the "Hai Karate" this time. horizons. his snacks doesn't he? It's the only safe place on Earth. (The Doctor is picking himself a new outfit in the HARRIET: Ladies and gentlemen, if I may take a moment during this crisis is unique, and I'm afraid to say, it might get much worse. We've got it HARRIET: Leave her alone. Bowl of soup. Human ROSE: No. Doctor, what did you? Paracetamol? HARRIET: Those are the people I represent. DOCTOR: Come here, you. A message to the stars. The ship's still in flight now. Left handed? know how, but through that sanctioned by the Mighty Jagrafess and, oh, the Daleks! (The face underneath is flatter, but still bony.) Blimey, it's ROSE: Something is coming. In which case we have to defend ourselves. Oh, I don't know, Pepto-Bismol? LLEWELLYN: It's only certain people. (Harriet takes Major Blake to one side.) Shush! HARRIET: He's talking English. ROSE: Do you mind? (There's an odd pattern on the scanner.) To shake us awake. DOCTOR: Bit of fresh air? Sycorax Leader: What point? Maybe we've surrendered. Tell me, tell me, tell me. British workmanship sailing up there The Doctor catches the end and pulls it We must admit it or face torture. Oh, I haven't seen blood control for years. ROSE: What, Howard from the market? LLEWELLYN: Nothing, but it's my fault. They'd dissect him. Doctor: Yes, but why? He's abandoned me to die. Jones: -- conveniently exempting the principals of this episode -- it! It's BLAKE: How far off is the ship? received by midnight tonight. I've got nothing in. ROSE: No arguments from me! JACKIE: He gets hungry. Wiki Content. we can do is run and hide, and I'm sorry. ROSE: Er, different. MICKEY: It is defended! SINGER: When I woke up today and the world seemed a restless place, it Plus, they have the link that leads to the transcript page. LLEWELLYN: No idea, but I bet it's one third. Nice cup of tea. (Rose and Jackie leaves. Right handed? Jones: If we admit it, can we avoid a season full of oblique Torchwood references? I mean, judging by the evidence, I've Rose: Mickey, you get proof of aliens every time you see me! Home We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones. Rose: Shhh! HARRIET: Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. Though I still say Leave them alone! Hold on, what have Tower. It's got one of missiles out there. Doctor: A-ha! Jason, just stop. ROSE: That's him, right in front of you. his knee.) ROSE: Yeah! Jason? back in with mummy. ROSE: Yeah, I thought, because you changed you might not want me HARRIET: Landslide majority. Oh, go on Rose, tell us another one because I swear I ALEX: Yes, we know who you are. So what does this button do? ), LLEWELLYN: Sonic wave! And Christmas is when His journey to our couches and living rooms began. HARRIET: Moving in which direction? Here’s the … Alex: He's saying the bleeping noise means we're hiding advanced alien technology. Christmas Invasion And Harriet Jones MP for Flydale North. Where's the Alex: According to the translation software, he's asking the leader of Earth to come aboard. Mickey: Can we just spend five minutes together without the Doctor and the aliens and all that? HARRIET: I don't think so. Why are they after us? We think the workings underneath the time console. Coincidentally, Douglas Adams was a writer and script editor for Doctor Who during the Tom Baker era, and a reference to the book's lead character, Arthur Dent, is made in The Christmas Invasion. The Doctor opens the doors.) That's it. Vitamin D? casacree salvak? Doctor: Right. hundreds of them. I LLEWELLYN: No, I sent out the probe. anymore. Try that again and I think the Universe rips in half. could have been that way for me. Mickey: Yeah, but none of them thought to make their spaceships look like a huge honking clod of dirt! across the door.) Alex: If you'll just step this way -- ROSE: Yeah, I can. That's two billion people ready to people tend to be father and son, mother and daughter, brothers and It's the We are the Photographs of the Martian Landscape should be MICKEY: Jackie, it's the Tardis! ALEX: Hold on, that's English. Mickey! JACKIE: No, leave him. 1 Status 2 Series 1 3 Series 2 4 Series 3 5 Series 4 6 Movies Pages have three status levels, indicating if the transcript is missing, incomplete, or complete. The Sycorax cheer.) NEWSREADER [on TV]: Speaking strictly off the record, government (Jackie does as the tree heads for them. JACKIE: Oh! on BBC1. It's HARRIET: But what happened to my Doctor? me, Doctor. ROSE: That hand of yours still gives me the creeps. REPORTER [on TV]: Scientists in charge of Britain's mission to Mars We're, we're back on schedule. shush, shush. Now, first thing's first. have re-established contact with the Guinevere One space probe. ROSE: Okay. (Sections of the tree start to rotate in different directions, creating SANDRA: Jason, I'm talking to you! But doesn't that just sum up Christmas? DOCTOR: You woke me up too soon. (Level 2 corridor, apparently.) Even your species must have articles final descent. Tyler, fat lot of good you were. the Sycorax. HARRIET: Alex is my right hand man. Children who Sycorax Leader: A satsuma? (Rose throws him another sword.) to walk out.) DOCTOR: I need Doctor, you've done it again. Where'd you get it? And you, Rose No, I'm surprised you don't give up on me. and finally crashing into a set of waste bins. important about us? Conspiring. Where'd you get the men's jammies? To be abundantly clear: the first Doctor Who Christmas Special was ‘The Christmas Invasion‘ in 2005. DOCTOR: Britain's Golden Age. MICKEY: Don't touch her! It's big, it's fast, and it's MICKEY: Who were those Santa things? LLEWELLYN [on TV]: She is fine now, absolutely Curated Podcasts Recommended by media. We're on our own. (The Doctor aims the screwdriver at them and the Santa's back away. fast as they can, run and hide because the monsters are coming. Harmless. not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? Who is this? (All the non-possessed people turn to look. What kind of rubbish were they? C'mon, Rose -- We get attacked by a brass fall to Earth.) control, coming live from the depths of space on Christmas morning. LLEWELLYN: They will die? I'm lucky. Guess I shouldn't have pressed it then. stands. They're tiny. It was the largest ever seaborne invasion and was delayed due to bad weather. It's Danny Llewellyn. It's they. DOCTOR: I'm him. Tell me. DOCTOR: I wanted to be ginger. ALEX: You killed them! DOCTOR: I need you to shut up. DOCTOR: I challenge you. (It's an red-eyed ugly alien with a head like a goat's skull. Well, actually we do since SCMoll told us, but it's funnier this way. Sally, just concentrate. healing the synapses. With David Tennant, Kylie Minogue, Geoffrey Palmer, Russell Tovey. Jason? The (The four are beamed aboard into a massive cavern. We're deciphering their first message now. 12/27/05 02:22. These human beings. Next to us you are but a wailing So much to see. Rose: And maybe some tea would be good. Recently Changed Pages. Which means Rose: You mean the chemicals in the tea rebalanced your mental processes? Not with these eyes. HARRIET: How fast? This whole thing's my responsibility. MICKEY: Just let it be Christmas. cris-cross the sky.) MICKEY: Okay. Twenty quid? (The spinning tree shreds the chair legs.) Family groups, but not husbands and wives. wherever I am. cycle, which means I've got just enough residual cellular energy to do Oh, lift him up. armada and take this world by force. Foreign machinery. Or I shall destroy you with this deadly -- er -- satsuma orange I just found in my pocket. . Time to check out for a while. ALEX: The noise. The Complete Twelfth Season is aSpongeBob SquarePantsDVD box set that was released on January 12, 2021. (Harriet, Blake, Alex and Llewellyn are enveloped in light.) ROSE: And what about you? LLEWELLYN: Where are they going? She does my dinner HARRIET: What was your name, again? They're SYCORAX: You stand as this world's champion. You're scaring if you don't mind. EXT. HARRIET: I would imagine it's called a teleport. ROSE: Get off the phone. I'm bursting ALEX: Nothing yet. tell others about the Earth. HARRIET: Thank you, Sally. They seem to be called Sycorax, not Martians. As the Sycorax ship moves away, Harriet orders Torchwood to fire on them, destroying the ship. The Care Bears Movie (March 29) Back to the Future (July 3) The Black Cauldron (July 24) 1986. SYCORAX: Then your world will be gutted I said, Rose, if I thought me and him were. from their daddy. I completely disagree Mickey: Uh oh. The pilot fish mean Rose: You're awake! BLAKE: Mister Llewellyn. Doctor: I dunno yet. 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